and When We Borrowed from Wang.

Which Gay dude would you choose to spend a night out with. Definitely not the minority.

Cycled on Monday, the usual turned up, and the usual overslept. Only one new person was added this time. Nick Lim, which did not join us on the last trip as he had gouged out a chunk of meat by cycling on the floor.


all the junk on my gears.. sigh my bike is getting old. :(

Chris overslept and called me at 3.30pm, after we had finished with our trip and were wolfing down double cheeses in Mac. While Wilson totally did not his water percentage right and became tao gua.

Graeme got gayed at 9 by his father sleeping on his bed so could not stand peoperly and the rest of the usuals had school.

Was running late as usual, but managed to reach Parkway Mac at 9. Felt wasted on the trip there for some reason, probablly because i did not sleep enough. Met all the fellas and we walked to rent bikes from a new bike rental shop that was cheaper. $5 per hour + free water + buy 1 hr get 1 hr free. Compared to the usual $7 per hr buy 1 hr get 1 hr free thing.


oh wait, graeme actually did come. unlike Darren, who was too busy tying up his girlfriend. hahaa



Cool panning shots i did, but for some reason i could only do shots from the back, all my shots from the front is always blurred.



guess what graeme sees...


HOT MEN ON THE ROAD!


and Graeme totally likes it.


Their bikes looked better to me, and according to the rest the seats were more comfortable too.

So i took them to the kebangan park connector this time, which saw them pedal up the over head bridge very early on in the trip, which made lots of people wasted. This was the first time i've brought them through the park connector there, and it was really hilly and stuff, which made Billy really wasted and almost dead. Really cool that Joseph made it, and i really thought he improved.


cycled 200m before going on this bridge, which made everybody damn sian.




the curvey route along the new place. well ok, joseph was at the back again but he wasnt far back and we were going quite fast, not to mention the hills...




Billys so wasted.


Nick lim was our tour guide for this part, as he lived in this area.


Billy likes pink.


Joseph likes him.


Totally sneaking behind Joseph.


yup. totally gay. but check this out.


graemes totally checking out JQ...


and Nick lim is totally flying through the sea of gayness.


and now we have covered all of them.. next up, more advanced cycling along roads! nah. next time we will be doing normal streets already.

Anyway made it to Bedok Reservoir Park and met Uriah there, then went on the normal way to Pasir Ris park. Stopped on the way at Tampines food market to find the famous kuay chap, but we were there too early and it was still closed. Damn. While waiting for us to eat, Uriah went to cut his hair. Totally weird moment to do that, ahh but all my friends are weird anyway.


JQ doesnt like Soy 4 You. according to him it tastes like milky green bean soup.


"Are you ready to unleash my inner tiger?"apparently Joseph is still high on viagra


"way ahead of you" - nick lim is already wet.


TP is hosting some primary school's sports day, before that all we heard was really high pitch screaming, which sounded like lots of children in a burning room.. hmmm


Uriah totally caught us in a weird moment. He totally regrets getting to know Gabriels school friends, increasing his exposure to gayness every passing moment.

Cycled to Pasir Ris Park before it drizzled a bit and i kept my camera. Took it out again when Joseph could not control himself and went in search of a good place to relief himself. Took the initial shots and passed it on to Graeme to get closer photos, but he got totally excited at the prospect of seeing little johnny that he totally did not focus the camera correctly. sigh.


some accident that we saw on the way..


Totally weird moment there. Like " wheres Uriah?", then we all turn around to see Uriah in his green cloak thing. then hes like "what?"...


After cutting his hair, Uriah does the LUX head shake thing (you know, like those adverts with the women shaking their head, slow motion?)


Gabriels like "HAWWWTTT!"


*gasp* " I got an erection!" - Joseph (i watch too much of Bad Boys 2.. hahah)


then totally gonna get flicked.


Uriah hopes to have Josephs luck.


and totally gets flashed by JQ, or Gabriel.

Went back quickly as Gabriel had to be home by 2pm as some hunky gas man is coming to his house with a big can. Cycled back and once we reached east coast, Joseph, and surprisingly Nick, was both cycling at 12km/h. (im surprised at nick cuz i thought he was quite a good cyclist.) Joseph won out in the end, but its probablly due to the flat tyre stopping nick lim short, and making me cycle 2 bikes for the 4th time in my life.

The bikes we rented from the new shop were not what we expected at all. It started giving us lots of problems, like JQ's front wheel started deflating slowly 1/4 into the trip, and we had to keep pumping it up at every opportunity we get. Graeme s Bicycle's pedal totally came off on the return journey, which was quite a hilarious sight actually. Furthermore on the previous trip with the random SA people, their tandem had the gear completely disassemble itsself, and the replacement we got had a loose rear wheel.


Graeme doesnt know how to work the pump.


yeah, check out how the cyclist in this picture is sitting in a suggestive position.


Scouting for a good location..


Doing the deed.


Even checking out girls.


Yup. Aftermath.


Graemes pedal fell out.

Got back and they had to pay a few more extra due to over extension of time (apparently Joseph only rented for 1 hr.. hahhaa). The guys argued that they were slowed by all the problems, but the staff ignored them, even after being shown the reciept of the repair of graemes bike. sheez. Gah, next time i should be returning the bikes with the guys, at least can be more demanding.

Yup, was at the back following princesses Josephine and nicole pedalling at a mere 12km/h back the entire way.. Well ok, joseph had improved, but by a lowly 2km/h. sigh.

Ate at Macs again, before gabriel left us and we went to the mini carnival thing and did some lame stuff, which also involve watching joseph spend 6 bucks trying to get some useless stuff toy.


yeah, check out what nick lim is doing.


whats with the finger in the mouth joseph!


nick lims flat bike. (and his gay helmet)




JQ is actually stuck at the back. hahaha


joseph is totally getting it on.

Left early as it was threatening to rain and i still had to cycle home. They did bout 44km today, which is quite short sadly, but for some reason everyone was more wasted than when we did 48km.

And my bike is starting to tick when you cruise.. =( (it totalled 940km already)

sigh, todays events would probablly be posted later.

And this is the 101th post to my blog. Yay.

OH YEAH AND I NEARLY FORGOT TO SAY. DONT BORROW FROM THE BICYCLE SHOP RUN BY THE CHINA PEOPLE NEXT TO THE "SKATE PARK" JUST EAST OF MARINE COVE (marine cove=east coast mac). THEY CHEAT YOUR MONEY AND GIVE YOU LOTS OF PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH.